Stupid Emails My Parents Send Me

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MY FINGER IS GONE. D:

HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????

It is done by moving the corners of your mouth upward..

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW………….

NOW PASS IT ON, AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SMILE!!!

caption: they know when we need a good LAUGH!

sleep tight.

caption: they are happy to “test” the water.

or drown themselves to get away from your cheesy fucking emails.

caption: they have ‘great’ expectations.

Dickens hates you. also- why wouldn’t you use regular quotes around “great?” any particular reason? no? go fuck yourself.

caption: they are great at decorating for the holidays.

are they though? are they really?

caption: they help you when you’re down…

i don’t even have anything to say for this.

caption: they show us how to relax…